5 Reasons Why You Should Quit Your Day Job
Most of us would stop working if we could. We forever crave for it, but that’s the only thing we can do: dreaming. Having a 9-5 work just looks inevitable. I, Rey Pugon, however am a master at defying the unavoidable. I stare ‘The Unavoidable’ in the face and and name him dirty ones. I say, if you want to stop working, STOP WORKING; The following are the five reasons why you should.
1. If you leave your job you’ll have more time to devote to reading my articles, columns, and lists. That will make me a trademark name down at the Office of Unemployment and Welfare Services. My famousness is a simple price in achieving your dreams. Think about this when you see me on TV.
2. Quitting your job will make you feel wonderful. For about 10 minutes you’ll be on cloud nine, you’ll be on top of the world, you’ll have a good life, you’ll be: -insert your own line of though here-. Then the worries start about the mortgage, school tuition, groceries, and how you’re going to pay that $850 you owe the Petermanns for running over their mailbox and a whole row of prize-winning azaleas. All this will probably depress you to the point of assisted suicide, but at least you had 10 minutes of freedom.
3. TV shows during the day is some of the most thrilling and captivating television in the market. You’ll inquire how you ever survived without all those soap operas, movies, talk shows, reality shows, and judge shows where you suspect that the judge has beed paid. When you combine this with all the educational advertisements that are shown during day time that will ”Get a degree from home’, ‘Make $1,000 a day answering emails’,'Learn the Internet in 2 hours’ in such exciting fields as GED preparation and septic tank scrubber’ and you’ll not just think why you didn’t leave your job sooner, you’ll promise not to get a job again.
4. In your formerly employed state you missed all those important calls from collection agencies and other bill collectors. Now that you have quit your job you’ll be able to sit at home in eager anticipation of these oh-so-important calls. Toss in a few telemarketers, calls from the Sheriff’s Association asking for donations, and a few of those computers that call you and ask you to ‘Hold for an important message’ and you’ll have to sit back and relax answering these calls. It’s like having a job again, without getting a salary.
5. Drawing yourself to get out of bed daily at 5:45 in the morning is not good for your health. Your physician will be happy to know for caring enough about your body’s well-being to go as far as leaving your job. He will not, however, see you as a patient anymore since you don’t have health insurance. But there’s no need to worry, after all that’s why we have free clinics. Sitting all day in a damp clinic waiting room next to two teenagers diagnosed with Gonorrhea is yet another experience you would have missed out on if you keep working on your present job.
There you have it folks. Five raesons why you should go out and leave your job. Have a free feeling to say these to your employer when you handle your resignation. If she wants to know where you came across such valuable information tell her that a friend with unselfish motives gave them to you free of charge, and all I wanted in return was that you think of me next time you need your septic tank scrubbed…
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